GO CRAZY

omg so freakin bored

Mon, 31 May 2004 01:49:41 GMT

im so bored right now thursday night i went to the movies with my friends and saw shrek 2, mean girls, adn van helsing. we had alot of fun.......when we were on our way home we got pulled over for our tag light i mean come on ..that cop was really nosey too!yesterday my dad bought a new truck that was cool. I didnt do anything realy but went and got chinese and to belles . Today we went to my highschool to look at some stuff. thats about it. i want ice cream so see ya!

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Mon, 31 May 2004 00:21:30 GMT

How To Annoy A Cop

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first name
When he says no, cry.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
When he goes ot read you your rights, sing "La La La, I cant' hear you!"
Trip and fall into him.
Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar...
Act like you are retarded.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
Or mumble to yourself.
When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, Dude??
Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like that!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
Giggle if he did.
Talk to your hand.
When he frisks you, say you missed a spot, and grin.
When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
Try to sell him your car.
Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with the siren.

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Mon, 31 May 2004 00:17:26 GMT

Cows

Say the word "cow" before each word:
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Idiot
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Now say the word "cow" after each word:
Cows
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Idiot
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Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:
Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
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Now read from the bottom up:
Cows
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Sun, 30 May 2004 23:24:43 GMT

Things to do in an Elevator

1) Leave a box between the doors.

2) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

3) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"

4) Give religious literature to each passenger.

5) Do Tai Chi exercises.

6) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

7) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

8) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

9) Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.

10) Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

11) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

12) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

13) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

14) Meow occasionally.

15) Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

thursday

Fri, 21 May 2004 00:13:47 GMT

So next thursday is the last day of school and were throwing a party at the movies..hell yeah! My best friend is going back out with travis when she said she wasnt and she ditches me for him so forget her. I didnt talk to cjc today but i sure did stare at him and i caught him staring at me.... I got my fcat scores they were ok but i got a 2 in readin which sux. Tommorow is the slide show and i cant wait because if you can tell my school is very small and cheap and boring thats why these little thing gets you all hyped up about em'.Right now im listening to um gretchen wilson. Shes cool i like her music that she writes. i skipped dinner because i had 2 bowls of ice cream..I dont get this i eat and eat but i dont gain any weight. People say i look anerexic but its not true so there that shows you.......lol im joking i dont listen to thing that aint true. today me and my friends had something going we were acting crazy but of course like always im the most craziest one because i like being wild........ anywayz luv ya'll . ishbu

how sad and obsessive

Thu, 20 May 2004 01:54:57 GMT

Hey ya'll. Today was the most suckiest day ever. Cjc wasnt at school today and omg how sad was i. Today was the awards no biggie nothing exciting we just got to miss class which was good 4th period history but he wasnt there we had a sub so that was ok i guess. Were still watching that lame but so freakin' freaky movie "it"
well thats all of my boring life...... p.s i HATE travis.
ishbu

What fun

Fri, 14 May 2004 01:52:10 GMT

Yay! I stayed home today because i missed the bus and my parents could'nt come and pick me up. Tommorow night is the 8th grade dance and i just wish it was here already.If you dont know what it it .Its like a junior high prom but not that important to some people. I only have 7 days and 3 early dissmissal school days left. Yea that rox but im gonna miss my little school and all my friends that are going to different highschools.But im still excited for summer. I have really nothing else to write because it was not an exciting day. So Love ya
Shaunna.

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Thu, 13 May 2004 22:58:37 GMT

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it �IN�

6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Ask people what sex they are.

11) Sing along at the opera.

12) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

14) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

15) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

17) Call the psychic hotline and just say, �Guess�

18) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in MY head that bother me, it's the voices in YOUR head that do

20) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.�