NAME:Shaunna,ishbu
LOCATION:Sunny Florida
AGE: 13, 14 in august
aim:losttears013
email:losttears13@yahoo.com
FAVORITE BANDS:Hoobstank,lostprophits,yellowcard,new found glory and outkast
FAVORITE FOODS:pasta, chicken , fries
FAVORITE COLORS: purple,pink,black
HAIR COLOR:Brown w/ blonde highlights
EYE COLOR: brown
SEX:Female
SUN SIGN:leo
FAVORITE BOOK:you are so cursed
STUFF I HATE:losing stuff,bossy people, dull people,stuck-ups, CALLIE!!!
FAVORITE TV SHOWS:The o.c ! 8 simple rules, the real world (sometimes)punk'd,viva la bam, wild boyz,csi,without a trace,degrassi,my so called life
HOBBIES:Dancing,acting,writing,playing the guitar and the drums,wakeboarding,surfing,eating,watching movies{grease and footloose rox!},and hangin out with my friends
im so bored right now thursday night i went to the movies with my friends and saw shrek 2, mean girls, adn van helsing. we had alot of fun.......when we were on our way home we got pulled over for our tag light i mean come on ..that cop was really nosey too!yesterday my dad bought a new truck that was cool. I didnt do anything realy but went and got chinese and to belles . Today we went to my highschool to look at some stuff. thats about it. i want ice cream so see ya!
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first name
When he says no, cry.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
When he goes ot read you your rights, sing "La La La, I cant' hear you!"
Trip and fall into him.
Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar...
Act like you are retarded.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
Or mumble to yourself.
When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, Dude??
Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like that!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
Giggle if he did.
Talk to your hand.
When he frisks you, say you missed a spot, and grin.
When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
Try to sell him your car.
Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with the siren.
So next thursday is the last day of school and were throwing a party at the movies..hell yeah! My best friend is going back out with travis when she said she wasnt and she ditches me for him so forget her. I didnt talk to cjc today but i sure did stare at him and i caught him staring at me.... I got my fcat scores they were ok but i got a 2 in readin which sux. Tommorow is the slide show and i cant wait because if you can tell my school is very small and cheap and boring thats why these little thing gets you all hyped up about em'.Right now im listening to um gretchen wilson. Shes cool i like her music that she writes. i skipped dinner because i had 2 bowls of ice cream..I dont get this i eat and eat but i dont gain any weight. People say i look anerexic but its not true so there that shows you.......lol im joking i dont listen to thing that aint true. today me and my friends had something going we were acting crazy but of course like always im the most craziest one because i like being wild........ anywayz luv ya'll . ishbu
Hey ya'll. Today was the most suckiest day ever. Cjc wasnt at school today and omg how sad was i. Today was the awards no biggie nothing exciting we just got to miss class which was good 4th period history but he wasnt there we had a sub so that was ok i guess. Were still watching that lame but so freakin' freaky movie "it"
well thats all of my boring life...... p.s i HATE travis.
ishbu
Yay! I stayed home today because i missed the bus and my parents could'nt come and pick me up. Tommorow night is the 8th grade dance and i just wish it was here already.If you dont know what it it .Its like a junior high prom but not that important to some people. I only have 7 days and 3 early dissmissal school days left. Yea that rox but im gonna miss my little school and all my friends that are going to different highschools.But im still excited for summer. I have really nothing else to write because it was not an exciting day. So Love ya
Shaunna.
1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
8) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."
9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
10) Ask people what sex they are.
11) Sing along at the opera.
12) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
14) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
15) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
17) Call the psychic hotline and just say, “Guess”
18) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in MY head that bother me, it's the voices in YOUR head that do
20) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
